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║ MR SKELTAL ║
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>>> DOOT DOOT <<<
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SYSTEM: SKELETAL_OS v1.0
MEMORY: 666K OK
TRUMPET: DETECTED
CALCIUM: MAXIMUM
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│ ABOUT THE DOOT │
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> ORIGIN: UNKNOWN
> FIRST SIGHTING: 2009
> THREAT LEVEL: SPOOKY
> CALCIUM CONTENT: 100%
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░ THE LEGEND OF MR SKELTAL ░
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In the depths of the internet, a skeleton emerged with a trumpet in hand. His mission: to spread good bones and calcium to all who encounter him. Those who thank mr skeltal are blessed with strong bones and good fortune.
WARNING:
Failure to thank mr skeltal may result in weak bones and bad luck. Always remember to doot responsibly.
thank mr skeltal
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│ LEGENDARY MEME ARCHIVE │
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> ALL OF R/DANKMEMES IN OCTOBER
> DOOT ACRONYM EXPLAINED
> SAD DOOT DOOT NOISES
> PUBERTY HITS DIFFERENT
> BOYS IN OCTOBER
> SUPERIOR DOOT SPECIMEN
> DOOT INTENSITY LEVELS
> SPOOKY ALIGNMENT CHART
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│ REDDIT SOURCES │
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> CLICK LINKS TO VIEW ORIGINAL POSTS
> THANK MR SKELTAL FOR GOOD MEMES
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│ DOOT COUNTER │
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00000000
TOTAL DOOTS
> DOOT STATISTICS
> CALCIUM LEVEL: 0%
> BONE STRENGTH: NORMAL
> SKELTAL APPROVAL: THANK MORE